Nephew #2 (3 years old): Hey Aunt (read: Ant) Kristy, I can jump over 30 miles over a hippo's mouth!
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N2: Sssssssss...
AK (clueless): Ssssssss....
N2 (positioning his hands strategically in his lap): Ssssssss....
N2 (to Mom with a proud look on his face): I peed on Aunt Kristy!! Heeheehee.
Aunt Kristy is now hiding behind "Mom" trying not to be seen killing herself laughing over such naughtiness as he gets told off. :)
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N2 (hearing a jackhammer in the airport): Is that tootin'? (eg, farting)
AK: Man, I hope not--that would be some kind of chili!!!
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AK: What are you doin'?! (as I was laying across my bed)
N2: Just ticklin' you's butt...
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N2 (playing with plastic cattle): This cow's gonna jump on the mommy cow...
AK: Oh really? Did it hurt her?
N2: Nope. She has armour on.
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AK: Did you just toot?
N2: Yep. Now I 'mell.
AK: Yep, you do. You stink!
N2: You 'mell too--from liptik (lipstick)!
(Of which I was wearing none...)
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It's pretty funny around here... :)
